These are the actual
excerpts from the Cartoon Network spoofs called "The Scooby
Doo Project". They were shown during a 24 hour Scooby Doo
Marathon.
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Velma-"It's
getting late, and we've been looking for the creature in the woods
that's been trying to scare us for hours."
Daphne-"It's probably just some farmer, peeved off we're
on his land. He's probably the one who told us that crazy story.
He's mad you stuck that camera in his face."
Velma-"I just wanted a visual reminder."
Daphne-"Of what? Us living off the land, using our dog as
a blanket?"
Shaggy-"That reminds me Velma, I don't want to sleep outside
again. That gravestone did a number on my back."
Camera pans to Fred.
Velma-"Well do you have any ideas Mr.Man?"
Fred-"Let's put up the tent."
Velma-"You mean tents."
Daphne-"There goes my beauty sleep!"
Shaggy-"You mean we all got to pack into one tent like a
bunch of sardines? Mmmm...sardines!"
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Velma
filming Fred getting the tent out.
Velma-"OK, now we're trying to put up the tent. I'm gonna
keep rolling in case that creep comes back."
Various shots of Velma putting together tent with one hand.
Fred-"It might be easier if you put the camera down!"
Velma-"I don't want to miss anything."
The gang all yells out together, "Put it down!!"
Velma-"OK, OK" him
have it, so Maldor puts Daphne into the "Sleep of the Centuries".
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Tents
together and gangs inside of it.
Daphne-"Shaggy watch it!"
Fred-"Scooby move your paw, make room for my sleeping bag."
Shaggy-"You brought a sleeping bag? All I got is a rock
for a pillow!"
Velma-"Eww, Shaggy, wash those feet."
Daphne-"Shaggy, move your feet. Take off your shoes. No!
Keep them on!"
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Velma
has flashlight shinning on her face, and she's telling a scary
story.
Velma-"...and there he was, standing on a hill, coming
closer and closer to them. With sharp teeth and long claws..."
Shaggy-"Velma, that isn't a ghost story. We were all right
there, and when we pulled off the mask it turned out to be that
old ships captain!"
Velma-"Oh"
Gangs
laying in the tent.
Shaggy-"I'm going on a trip to the moon and I'm taking...Apples..Bananas..Chocolate
Creme Pie..Donuts..Egg Plant Parmesian..and Funnel Cake. You
got G Scooby."
Scooby-Snoring and giggling in his sleep "hehehehe".
The
gangs in the tent sleeping, but a rattling sound is coming from
outside.
Velma-"Gang, do you hear that? Fred? It's right outside
the tent, and the tents open!"
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Velma
has the camera on.
Velma-"I'm going outside our tent."
Outside the tent, the gangs backpacks and food wrappers are
scattered all around.
Velma-"Someones been here, someone's been eating our food"
Camera pans to Scooby, who is surrounded in crumbs, eating.
Velma-"Scooby!!"
Scooby-"Scooby Dooby Doooo! hehehehehe"
Velma-"Thanks alot Scooby!".
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Daphne
is in the tent, in the dark.
Daphne-"Fred"
Fred sits up, still half asleep.
Fred-"Daphne? Daphne?"
Daphne-"Freddy, there's something out there!"
Freds fully awake now.
Fred-"Daphne! Oh darn it, it was just a dream!"
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Daphne
and Velma are outside of the tent, and Daphne is very mad.
Daphne-"Great! What are we gonna do now Velma? We have
no food, no clean clothes, and I haven't painted my nails in
two days!"
Girls hear a very loud growl, and they run to tent.
Girls
are at the tent.
Velma-"Scooby? Scooby Doo is that you?"
A sound comes from the woods.
"Duh duh da dat da duh, puppy power!"
Screams and the gang runs off through the woods.
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"Duh
duh da dat da duh"
Daphne is screaming and running. Velma is chasing her with camera
in hand, and Fred is close behind.
Velma-"Daphne? Daphne! It's just Scrappy Doo!"
Daphne-"I know, I know!"
Daphne keeps on running.
Velma-"Daphne?"
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Girls
are in the woods running and Daphne is screaming.
Velma-"Daphne, Daphne, what is it? Daphne, what's wrong?"
Daphne-"I riped my dress..and my stockings..and broke a
nail!"
Fred-"I lost my scarf, and it was my favorite one too!"
Daphne-"Well
I suppose you think this is very funny! I ruined my stockings.
I hope your happy Scob! I just hope your happy cause I don't
have another pair!"
Fred-"Quiet, I hear it again."
Scrappy-"Uncle Scooby? Uncle Scooby? Uncle Scooooby!"
Shaggy-"Zoinks!!"
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Gangs
running through the forest.
Scrappy-"Duh duh da dat da duh"
Fred-"Quick, turn off the light!"
Velma turns off light and everyones quiet. She flicks the light
back on.
Everyone-"AAAHHHH"
Scrappy-"Hiya gang! Looks like there's a mystery to be
solved!"
The gang it disgusted.
Everyone-"Hi Scrappy"
Scrappy-"Well
gang, now that i'm here, we can solve the mystery. Let me at
'em, let me at 'em! Huh, Uncle Scooby, i'll help you catch the
bad guy, right Freddie!"
Fred-"It's Fred, and I don't think that Scooby needs any
help catching the monster."
Gang hears loud rumbling and growling coming from woods.
Scrappy-"Duh duh da dat da duh, puppy power!!"
Scrappy goes running off into woods to catch the monster.
Scooby-"Scrappy, Scrappy!"
Scooby is ready to go get Scrappy, but before he can go...
Fred-"Well gang, you know what this means! Let's find a
way out of here, and quick!"
With that, the gang turns around and runs in the opposite direction
that Scrappy went.
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